Spring Break Epiphanies, part 2

1. My body is my own personal property- says the Bearnstien Bears.
2. Matches are the poor man's Febreeze.
3. Winn Dixie in Destin Florida has exactly 23 isles, and we went down them all...twice.
4. If Ryan Phillips was famous, TMZ would be paying us big bucks for all photos of the moments we captured him in moments of Debauchery
5. Ryan Phillips is not famous.
6. Who needs a pull out couch for 5 girls when you have two beds?
7. Thanks to Ashley, we now know Olivia is not an only child. She has one brother and one sister , but neither came on vacation.
8. Olivia's dad is KIND of a creep.
9. Tori thinks the concept of having two different bathrooms, for two different purposes, is HILARIOUS; when in fact- let's face it people- it's just nature.
11. "That's not My Name" can actually be a cool bar song. Who knew?
12. Destin night life loves to call the Hogs. Posers.
13. Don't wear tie-dye, in public, as a large group. Unless you are okay with the envious stares of girls who want to "be you".
14. Everyone is on their "cool kick" in Destin.
15. HAHA, OMG, LOL, KIT :), XO, LMFAO is acceptable English lexicon
16. It's okay to let people TTA, even though you have only known them for less than 12 hours.
17. Katie Calicott owns Pink Fubus.
18. Scott Bacon never really dated a girl he liked before.
19. How to properly produce the SB grunt.
20. Asian kids only drink from pink cups.
21. Bagels should be done daily.
22. Its completely acceptable to make others aware that you are doing your Bagels.
23. Sara Calicott once posed as a pin-up for a deck of playing cards; my dad owns a set.
25. According to Heather Benton, ducks and dolphins are "like the same thing..." and can easily be confused with each other.